Things To Leave In 2014...
Inspired by the eloquent HelloTerriLowe and her haul of huh? for the year 2014, instead of a cliche'd personal fitness and health resolutions post I thought I'd kick start the new year here on Kitsch-n-Sync with a round up of things we should probably leave in 2014...
I have a pair. I wore them once. Kids queued for hours for the all white offerings. If Converse and Crocs had babies this would be the result. Ug-er-ly.
These have been around for yonks, not sure why everyone went Kilner crazy in 2014. Practical? Yup. Need to see another pic of the blasted things sporting a paper straw on Instagram? Nope.
"Just tucking into my morning cup of stinging nettle, medjool date and parsnip tea. Yummy!"
Don't get me wrong, I loved the film but why the hoo-har over Elsa when Anna was the badass? Did I miss something? Anna for the kill in 2015! ...or maybe I should just "Let It Go" *snigger*
The X Factor
2014 was the year when the majority of us realised Cowell & Co's annual talent search had lost its...err... X Factor. Rolling out Micky Bubbles (Buble) for the 10th year on the trot was the final straw.
A Cheeky Nandos
...Or A cheeky pint, a cheeky night out, a cheeky purchase.
Touch my bum. This is life.
Family Guy's Vinny
Sorry Vinny - we prefer Brian.
Fast forward to the end of the school summer holidays and those poor Mum's with a wrist full of knotted plastic. You had my sympathy.
Or Wednesday, as the 3rd day of the week has been affectionately know by the human race since the 2nd or 3rd century.
You know the one. The Vivienne Westwood oversized cowboy/fedora/plonker hybrid.
"As you listened to Bob Marley, we thought you might like some German thrash metal" Go home Spotify you're drunk.
The Phrase: "Go home (insert noun) you're drunk."
What would you add to 2014's room 101?!